I do.
I can clean up doggie's doo.
Doo you?
I can scoop it with a bag.
I can scoop it with a rag.
I can use a towel.
I can use a trowel.
I can scoop it when it rains.
I can scoop it near storm drains.
Do you scoop your doggie's doo?
If you do, then good for you!
I do not like it on my foot.
I do not like it on my boot.
I do not like it on my lawn.
I do not like it 'til it's gone.
I do not like it, though I like dogs.
I do not like it on my clogs.
Do you scoop your doggie's doo?
If you do, then good for you!
I do not like it 'cause it stinks.
I do not like the squish, I think.
I will not clean my doggie's doo.
I will not do it! No can do!
It squishes and it stinks, it's true.
But there are products just for you!
No touch, no feel, they seal the odor.
Get on the web and place an order!
Or you can visit my friend Sugar,
To learn to scoop with nice new scoop gear.
I do not like poop on the grass.
I'll start to scoop it - no more sass!
*you thought I was going to rhyme something else with grass didn't you...*
Do you scoop your doggie's doo?
I'm glad you do, I do too!